#every jab

[dokani]

truly no one else is doing it like veep

[puppppppppy]

good morning sifloop nation

[applecranberryjuice]

My only Morro predictions

Secret third option: he just doesn't show up at all. The leaks were wrong, everyone was wrong, he's not even in the script notes, mass deception.

Awful hand writing transcriben under the cut:

1. Hey guys, MORRO here to show you how even good, or the people we look up to make mistakes BUT ALSO to remind you that the mistakes of the student aren't also the master's and that relationships between LEGOTM are complicated .

2. So glad we are on good terms after that one special everyone watched anyways I'm here to bully this stinky loser teacher Mcvisions into an accurately depicted panic attack bcz hes stupid dum dum and even HE couldn't break the cycle

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

just came home from a long ass shift, collapsed face first into bed, n audibly said to myself oh I'm gonna enjoy the fuck outta this. n just meant like. getting to go to sleep. anyways. Darry Curtis.

[fisheito]

you know when you're holding a snake but they wanna GO so they keep worming forward but you keep replacing your hands along the length so now you're both on a conveyor belt to nowhere

[scoriarose]

Tonight I found baby girl doing something probably no snarent ever expects to find- wearing makeup.

For her first try putting on winged eyeliner all by herself she did a pretty dang good job.

Especially considering she doesn't have eye liner or hands.

She knows she's a diva!

Bonus video of me embarrassing her:

[jesncin]

Spurrier sees a sign language interpreter signing and freaks out.

"no- it- it can't be!"

Spurrier runs away and bumps into a CODA also signing.

"it's. it's impossible! No!"

I walk into Spurrier, with my phone out. "Hey man how's it going. Aw hold up I gotta practice ASL to keep up my Lingvano streak can you wait a bit."

Spurrier sweats. "This has to be a dream. Able-bodied people signing?? It can't be REAL!!"

[discountsoysauce]

Watching the Hamrat stream and why is Scott being such a dick to Catpo rn I'm dying

Quotes under the cut for funsies

"No you see I get that because I seen Apo having a fun time and I also had the urge to punch him."

"I'm so glad that you don't like me having fun. I'm glad you hate my existence."

"Yeah. I'm so glad you could read between the lines, I thought I wasn't being obvious enough. Whew. I was really worried I was too subtle."

"If I could put you in a hole and then cover you with dirt and let you suffocate, I would."

"See, the issue is, I don't think you're strong enough to dig a big enough hole, or to put me into the hole."

...

"Ohh, okay I thought you were just like- poor."

"No. I'm sorry, but out of the both of us, looking at who's dressed in what, I don't think I'd be the one who people look at and think is poor."

"Excuse me, I have a broken key."

"That's not the only thing that's broken about you though, is it?"

...

THE WHOLE POTION SEQUENCE

"The issue is, Apo, you should try to outwit someone on the same level as you."

...

Not Scott but honorary funny mention

"Who is this???"

"This is Ethan."

"WHO IS ETHAN??"

[jonahmagnus]

I wonder if polaris could flip Davy Jones into a good father

[rookinthecrownest]

My Purple!Rook relaying everything Solas tells them to the group

[chandralia]

the intimacy of Deku just sitting behind Bakugo in class…

[bacchuschucklefuck]

sometimes doing art is a random person coming by u and winking at u and u absolutely do not know what they're doing that about at all. and sometimes they tell u and ur like that's so beautiful that u've found that in my art but I didnt put it in there

[futuretherapoo]

I'm a natural Geet, born in an Anshuman-era. Adityas don't even exist atp 😭😭😭

[leporinelou]

harringrove one inch height difference you mean the world to me

[quiggyballs]

day one of working with cishet dad coworker who makes tranny jokes complete everyone give me goodies and pet my head im the bravest hero of them all

[coldasyou]

Genuinely extremely annoying to be living in both the “um autism is a serious disorder and everyone who talks about having it on tik tok is faking for attention” era and the “if you ever say being autistic impacts your life in any kind of way I’m going to laugh at you and say you can’t do anything” era